Thursday, 27 August 2009

• You voted for PAP and…

  http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/showpost.php?p=39827635&postcount=27

  By Hardwarezone forumer Ixnay

  You voted for PAP, and you get to pay 7% GST instead of 5%.

  You voted for PAP, and they peg power to the price of oil even when
  80% of Singapore’s power comes from natural gas.

  You voted for PAP and your CPF money gets lock up for another 3 years
  more than the original.

  You voted for PAP, and your ministers demanded a 85% pay raises.

  You voted for PAP, and your job went to a foreigner.

  You voted for PAP, and your neighbors become foreigners.

  You voted for PAP, and your elderly gets to enjoy the dignity of
  employment by cleaning toilets, scavenging trash bins for aluminum
  cans and selling tissue papers.

  You voted for PAP, and your minsters tell you it is your fault that
  Mas Selemat escaped.

  You voted for PAP, and your government would rather lose millions at
  sinking foreign banks rather than to save you from starvation.

  You voted for PAP, and not only do your ministers literally spit on
  you, but their scions tell you to “get out of their elite uncaring
  faces”.

  You voted for PAP, and you are amply rewarded with ERPs at your doorstep.

  You voted for PAP, and Lee Hsien Loong pledged to fix the oppositions.

  You voted for PAP, and you got a Division 3 Prime Minister who needs 2
  mentors to hold his hand.

  You voted for PAP, and you got a large serving of Mee Siam Mai Hum, at
  your own expense.

  You voted for PAP, and your salary stayed stagnant for more than a
  decade while the cost of living shoot sky high.

  You voted for PAP, and you see the foreign kids get a place in school
  while you child get zilch.

  You voted for PAP, and you find that your public transport is no
  longer “public”.

  You voted for PAP, and your ministers want to house 1,500 foreign
  workers right smacked in the middle of a peaceful neighborhood without
  any concerns for you.

  You voted for PAP, and the government readily reward your men with
  more hookers than they can ever poked in Geylang.

  You voted for PAP, and your government happily demands $5000 ang pao
  from you when your maid runaway or get pregnant even though you had
  nothing to do with it.

  You voted for PAP, and your government glorify themselves with Olympic
  sized banners of their ghastly faces to scare away ghosts during the
  Chinese 7th month, courtesy of your S&C contribution to your town
  councils which is suppose to go toward making life in your
  neighborhood better.

  You voted for PAP, and they protect the interests of the petrol
  companies by making you pump 3/4 tank before you cross the causeway.

  You voted for PAP, and they see nothing wrong with fining you for
  driving a foreign registered car into Singapore.

  You voted for PAP, and you discover that world-class super talented
  multi-million dollar minister with all the state resources and
  manpowers cannot even catch a limping man in this tiny island state
  after more than half a year.

  You voted for PAP, and you realise that your MP’s job is not to speak
  out for you in parliament, but to tell you to tighten the belt, bite
  the bullet, eat lesser and work longer.

  You voted for PAP, and your kids have to stay with you till 40 years
  old, as they cannot afford the cheapest “public” housing.

  You voted for PAP, and your government tells you that their
  interpretation of subsidies is the profit that they forgo making,
  instead of actually paying part of the cost.

  You voted for PAP, and everyone in Singapore suddenly got elevated to
  Swiss standard of living, except you, and everyone around you.

  You voted for PAP, and your neighbors can sell your home for you
  (en-block), whether you like it or not.

  You voted for PAP, and your organs automatically belongs to the
  government (HOTA).

  You voted for PAP, and you have to pay administration fee to use your
  own money when you are sick (Medisave).

  You voted for PAP, and your sons get to spend 2 or more years as free
  labour in National Service and 13 more years as reservists, so that
  the foreigners can have a safe country to work in.

  You voted for PAP, and you found out that each of your son is worth
  $30k, because that is what you are going to get if your son die while
  serving the foreigners.

  You voted for PAP, and you get a grand party every year on 9th August
  celebrating more salaries for PAP.Not everyone is invited though, you
  will still have to ballot for it.

  You voted for PAP, and they tell you that there is a corner called
  Hong Lim Park where you can go to talk all you want, other than that,
  shut up unless you have something nice to say.

  You voted for PAP, and you get a world-bottom “nation-building” press
  serving you the latest propagandas, regardless of truth.

  You voted for PAP, and in order to buy a car, you have to first pay
  for a piece of paper that cost more than the car itself.

  You voted for PAP, and you must vote for PAP! You cannot even think
  about not voting for PAP. Because a certain inaccurate old man said
  that he will call in the army if you don’t.

  So vote for PAP. Read the list above again, and vote for PAP. Go
  ahead, vote for PAP. More good years eh? Vote for PAP. For Swiss
  standard of living. Vote for PAP. Mee Siam Mai Hum ok?

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  This forumer is a bad bad bad ass. You read already your blood will boil. Your lips will start to frown. You will start to shake your head in disagreement. You will feel he is unpatriotic. You feel he wants chaos and rocks the boat. High-fella-looting! or Highfalutin! You are at peace with your inner self. You are not suffering. You are 1st world citizens.
  
  You live in a safe, convenient and wealthy country and yet you feel something is not quite right with your life; but you don't know and don't care. And so you will vote PAP again ...and again and again and again and again and again and again (record is playing over and over again)... ... ... :)
  

  
  P.S Feel free to copy & paste.

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